MEET THE FAMILY
The quiet head of the family. Loves PiLL JiLL his wife and his kids PiLL Girl & PiLL Boy. PiLL Girl idolizes him; he gives his daughter whatever she wants. PiLL Boy is a little afraid of him. His loser older brother PiLL’d Up Phil lives with them even though they usually disagree. Feels bad for PaTTy LoVes PiLLs, PiLL’d Up PhiL ex-wife. Pet PiLL attacks him no matter how nice he is to him. BiLL loves the morning & weekends, Blue & Green. Does it 1 x's (one time) a Day.
Will do anything for her husband PiLL BiLL. She and her daughter PiLL Girl argue a lot. PiLL Boy is her favorite child. She does not think PiLL’d Up Phil is a good influence on PiLL Boy. She adores PaTTy LoVes PiLLs. Pet PiLL loves her the most. Her family is her life, she is happy just being All PiLL’d Up! Loves Green & Blue. Does it 0 x's (zero times) a Day…But thinks about it a lot.
She is always the focus of the family. She is a wild college girl that keeps everyone guessing. She is daddy’s little girl and can do nothing wrong in his eyes. PaTTy LoVes PiLLs is her Best friend. She wont ever do a chore, PiLL Boy does them all. Her Mom and her rarely agree, but they both agree PiLL’d Up Phil is gross. She is not talking to Pet PiLL because Pet always tells her Mom on her. She won’t ever get out of bed until at least Noon. She parties all night like a PiLL Star! Favorite Color is Pink and Platinum. Does it Over 10 x's (ten times) a Day. Email PillGirl@pillbill.com
He wishes his College life were as exciting as his sisters, PILL Girl. Does not have many friends besides his uncle PiLL’d Up Phil and Pet PiLL. Has a huge crush on PaTTy LoVes PiLLs. He does everything his Mom, PiLL JiLL asks. A little afraid of PiLL BiLL his dad. Up at the crack of dawn, usually cleaning up from PiLL GirLs late night party. Lives for Red & Blue. Does it 4 x's(four times) a Day. Just trying to keep up.
PiLL BiLLs older brother who lives with them. Divorced from PaTTY LoVes PiLL’s. Phil destroyed his own life being ALL PiLL’d Up. He and his brother BiLL rarely get along but he still let him live with them. The only one that really likes him is PiLL Boy. Hates mornings and afternoons. Only Red & Black. Does it ? x's (unknown times) a Day.
Aspiring actress, Divorced from PiLL’d Up PhiL. PiLL BiLL & JiLL adore her, they feel bad for how PiLL’d Up PhiL has treated her. PiLL GirLs best friend, when they go out it’s nothing less then Girls on PiLLs. PiLL Boy has a Major crush on her. She is really lazy, thinks she is a movie star already. Pet PiLL is jealous of her because PiLL JiLL loves her. Crazy for Purple and Green, Does it 6 x's (six times) a Day. Double when she is with PiLL GirL.
Loves PiLL JiLL most because she understands. Instinctively attacks PiLL BiLL. Avoids PiLL’d Up PhiL, doesn’t like his attitude. Pet is Very Jealous of PiLL Girl. Pet always tells PiLL JiLL secrets about PiLL Girl to suck up. Did I mention Pet Loves PiLL JiLL? Adores and protects PiLL Boy, except when he is with PiLL’ d UP Phil. Jealous of PaTTy LoVes PiLLs because everyone PiLL JiLL Loves, Pet is jealous of. Loves Green & Yellow. Does it ½ x's (one-half times) a Day.
When the PiLL Posse are around they make everyone feel good. When they show up the fun always doubles. Everyone loves them. They have never met PiLL’d Up Phil though. When they show up everyone is happy because the party is on! They love whatever Color you do. Do it ∞ x’s (as many times) as you want.